My daycare kids always keep me in stitches. Last week we were doing car songs as the children had gotten a new sit-in car for riding in the gym. After they had taken turns riding in the car to such tunes as Woody Guthrie’s “Car Song”, “Drive My Car” by the Beatles and “Beep Beep” by The Playmates, I asked them if their Mommy or Daddy drove in a car like that one.

One little guy in the back pipes up and says “Yeah, my Mommy drives the car when Daddy has too much beer!”